
The end is near, my friends. Please observe self-heating canned food. Ready to eat in about 12 minutes, you can choose between Beef Casserole, Vegetable Chili, and Sausages and Beans. Apparently via some sort of "safe exothermic reaction" these "HotCans" become self-aware somehow. Or heat themselves up. Same basic difference -- they might as well be self-aware.
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