Kaleem

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl and she said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents liberal Democrats were standing there so I asked her 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'


She replied "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."


'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds and sweep my yard and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me she looked me straight in the eye and asked 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the $50?'


And I said "Welcome to the Responsible Party''

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Seminole

Too bad the guy you plagiarized this from didn't take into account in this parable that many homeless people are mentally ill or suffering from ill effects from being shipped around the deserts of the world to fight the wars of "the responsible party".

Besides, a republican would never pay a homeless man $50 to pull weeds. First off he wouldn't want the dirty guy hanging around his house (bad for his image). He would instead pay an undocumented worker $20 to do it and then complain about how illegal aliens are destroying the fabric of this country and the economy.

teggy

The "Responsible" Party

Responsible for:

- Grand scandals during power
- Record Deficit
- Tarnished American Image
- Deception to the American Public
- Murder of countless Iraqis, and counting...

These are just a few gems we The People received from The "Responsible" Party and it's nothing new. It a continuum of the mindset and trend of its' members.

Lesson for Democrats: Highlight the hick mindset of the Responsible Party and save America from anymore debt, incurred due to wrong policies that revolve around 'Stay the Course' without a clear vision of a plan for the future of USA.

Words of Quaid

the way I heard, a republican would charge the guy who mowed the lawn for "all the grass he could eat"

bigdaddy

two reasons why a brown man would support the red neck agenda of the republican party is. one is coconut. second is terrorist.

the way bush raped his own country... no terrorist scum like bin laden could in a million years. so damn straight all terrorists want more red necks in the white house.

so which one is kaleem. im thinking the former.

Kaleem

Semi, my intention was not to take credit for the joke. It was so obvious that I did not write it, I did not have to qualify it as such.

Now to usual stereotypical democratic liberal garbage. I see that it hit a nerve. How would you know that a republican will do all of those things? You spend most of your time surrounded by the bleeding hearts any way.

If you do not think that illegal aliens are destroying the social and economic structure of this country than you are living under a rock.

Kaleem

I see that you are on of those dopeheads who drinks democrats Kool aid. Name me one legislation that dems have enacted that helps the muslims in this country or any recommendations on the foriegn policy that helps the muslim countries or muslim community at large. Do use your brain instead of name calling.

Seminole

Why is it that whenever a conservative is called out for making an idiotic statement they claim they have "struck a nerve"?

It's not a stereotype for me to claim republicans take advantage of undocumented workers and then express racist views about Mexicans. I see it first hand everyday.

I live in Alabama, one of the top 5 reddest states in the country, and I am supposed to be surrounded by bleeding hearts? No, the larger percentage of people are narrow minded, hypocritical, consersative, pseudo-Christian racists.

Kaleem

Teggy, which part of the US do you live in? Do define what hick is? Do you think that Youmama had outlined a plan for the future of US? Please do share that with the rest of the Americans because they are still waiting for his grand plan that will save them.

You have the gall to talk about scandals... Obama is knee deep in scandals... his pastor, connections with a convicted person (see his land purchase deal), his connections with friends of terrorists, him lying about his past ...how his birth was the result of civil rights movement. Do you need more.

Here are the accomplishment of the fool you are supporting:

These are taken from other websites

Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by honing in on a lack of translators: “We only have a certain number of them and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” The real reason it’s “harder for us to use them” in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.

Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste clean-up: “Here’s something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I’m not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don’t know exactly what’s going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.”
I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he’s voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the “costs, schedules, and technical issues” dealing with the nation’s most contaminated nuclear waste site.

Seminole

The time where GOP has held onto power with their destruction of character policies will soon be over. #'s are against them. They are like the 10 lb yellow page book facing an internet age.

It is so laughable that anyone would impugn Obama's lack of character, morals or knowledge in the face of the idiocy that is Bush and/or McSame. The list of bloopers, blunders, dubious dealings and illegal actions taken by Bush alone would overload gupshup's bandwith.

McSame trips over his walker now on a daily basis (he needs Lieberman to tell him the difference between shia and sunni), yet conservatives continue their tactic of attacks, as if their immoral leaders walk on water. After all, Obama wasn't the one who left a crippled wife to marry a rich beer heiress. I just hope someone tells this old man how many houses he has before he tries to speak again.

Kaleem

^ You better tell the fool how many states are in USA. He does not even know that and he wants to be the president of USA. I will think that one should pay attention to these little details. Plus the law degree that you touted about...the sucker did nothing with it...he is a product of affirmative action and continues his ride based on that. There are so many you tube videos out there filled with sheeple like you who cannot even name one valuable contribution this fool has made to this country ...not one and you have the gall to call out McCain on his service record. You should be ashamed of yourself, he deserves your gratitude and respect not your hate filled, stereotypical foolish comments.

Seminole

Gratitude for what? Wrecking 5 navy planes and singing like a canary?

Even if I did respect his service or it had anything to do with this election I don't owe him crap. The only thing that it may have to do with this election is that he was brainwashed and it made him an unstable man.

As for hate filled, stereotypical foolish comments, look no further than your own. It describes it perfectly. There is no way I would feel like I had to stoop to this level of discourse if not to put a foolish partisan conservative in his place. The hypocrisy of spewing venom and claiming piety is standard procedure for conservatives of any flavor or religion.

Issues are what this election should be about. What each can do, not how awful the other is.

underthedome

What does that mean Kaleem, "he is a product of affirmative action"?? Why do you hate women and blacks who make it into politics? With all the venom you spew it has to be hard knowing that you support a party who likes to joke about Islam being a "religion of pieces" you do know what that means dont you? Yu state that Obama "did nothing" with his law degree because he didn't suck the teet of some corporation but instead worked for the public? Why, what a failure and fool! To bad he didn't get your advice before taking that path he choose, who knows where he could have ended up?

Just make sure no one shakes the car keys around McCain, it might make him unstable...yea let's give him the nuclear football.

Dsidenote... don't forget who you supported and voted for in the 2004 election, W. Bush...good judgement with that pick...let it ride.

Kaleem

Public service...that is a joke right... tell me you are not serious. He has achieved nothing substantial in his time. He never wrote a bill that was passed that helped the US or Illinois people. He is famous for riding the coat tails of others and take teh credit. There is a saying in Punjabi "Assi vi lahoo laa kay shaheddan vich shamil ho gaay". Do a google translation on that you will know.

underthedome

Man Kaleem, are really this daft? Go read Obama's wikipedia bio to see what he's done. Not that it matters, you supported and voted for W. Bush and if that is the level of competency and success you hoping that Obama has you are going to be sadden. Obama has full mental capabilities, you're not likely to be a fan.

Ma Mooli

perhaps, but unlike his rival, bet you bottom quid he knows the number of houses he actually owns...

Kaleem

I am sure he knows that after the convicted felon helped him secure the house way below the market price. I am sure he does.

Kaleem

Wikipedia? Really...Is that the best you can do? Wikipedia is NOT a reliable source. You could have pointed to official web site ...maybe US senate website....but I know why you did not, because his record or lack thereof is listed black and white on that website.